Woah
This is the first post of a blog of a guy in a town in a country. Hopefully, after reading this initial post you won’t become incredibly irritated or anything. I think that’s my biggest hope. That you won’t want to punch a small gnome in the face while eating banana flavored pop tarts. Yeah. That’s all I want. Don’t dismember a giraffe. Don’t eat your keyboard. Just… relax. Relax because you now know that there is someone out there more pathetic than you are.
