whilst going insane
whilst going insane
i chanced on a brain
that wriggled and jiggled with glee
it did this strange thing
which cause me to sing
then it turned round and looked right at me
i jumped back in fear
and spilled my friends beer
which made him quite awfully mad
the brain struck my friend
who was quite round the bend
which made me quite cheerfully sad
i called my friend ‘chap’
my friend took a nap
and the brain just up and screamed ‘what’
then i said ‘hey
it should not be this way!’
it then screamed ‘youre right! fancy that’
along came a cow
who was beating his brow
whilst drinking a strawberry shake
this cow went to town
we followed him down
where he appeared to be baking a cake
the bovine was brained
the brain appeared strained
for the cow would soon take a test
the test was soon taken
but with brevity shaken
it took whiles to get off our chest
when the whiles were past
we set sail at half mast
and sailed off with quite lots of cheer
before leaving the wharf
we chanced on a dwarf
unshaven and smelling of beer
the dwarf was quite rude
his unhappy mood
caused many to scream with much rage
till this rude and short man
made a cat kick a can
we then knew that he was a great mage
the mage, brain, and cow
caused all kings to bow
and the queens to all dance a jig
all the kings men
ate pasta and then
feasted on leg of roast pig
we left all the kings
to do strange kingly things
we then stood on the back of a bird
the bird soon took flight
the companys plight
though shouted was not very soon heard
